Plutoisms!
Here are some of our favourites…and some of the ones the Plutoverse peeps like to use too!
Purple meanies. Blue bullies. Orange oppressors.
(All tricksters of the thinking box!)
You are taking on a voluntary assumption of risk when you do my life hacks!
Oh Romeo, get a life!
(Just keep scrolling!)
Cats aren’t that important.
BC: before cookies.
AD: after dinosaurs.
Whooshing love!
I don’t do the due diligence on my life hacks.
Life is a trickster!
Thinking Box
(Where all the snack processing takes place!)
Tear down those brain fences.
(Thought fences in your noggin. I recommend taking them down, or opening a gate.)
You look fabulous Friday!
That body of yours is an epic, virus-fighting, germ terminator!
Use your cookie voice, not your pee’d on the carpet voice.
The snorehouse is where you do the snores.
I have 4 storehouses!
You need to love hard on that body.
Don’t be a Gladys Kravitz
Heads high. Hearts open.
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